18 Goals For 2018

It's a brand new year, and every new year breathes new hope into life.

Most people settle with 3 to 5 resolutions per year. How unambitious! There's 365 days in a year - surely we can do more!

So instead of setting a low bar, I'm aiming high - way up high, high as the stars!

My goal is to be Mr. Worldwide - and more...

Here are my 18 epic goals for 2018:

1. Appear in the press (for positive reasons)

2. Travel to South America (only continent I've yet to visit) and hook up with a hot Latino chick (Havana-na-nah!)

3. Rave, drink, sleep, repeat at Tomorrowland

4. Publish an international bestseller

5. Get 100k subscribers on YouTube

6. Fly on a private jet

7. Get elected into public office

8. Shake hands with Donald Trump

9. Space-walk

10. Get backstage passes to Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

11. Beat AlphaGo

12. Discover the Theory of Everything

13. Discover the meaning of life

14. Start a religion

15. Start a revolution

16. Gain exclusive rights to Star Wars, de-canonized TFA and TLJ, and reboot the Sequel Trilogy

17. Break Taylor Swift's heart till she retires from music (forever! no comeback!)

18. Travel back to the start of 2018, and repeat all those wondrous feats (to prove they ain't a fluke)

Bring it on, 2018!

2018 is going to be an exciting year. I hope I don't run out of all those 18 goals too fast. 

Wish me well, and all the best to hitting your epic goals too!